Yami no Matsuei Fiction

This is a series that comes up to you, knocks you over, steals your wallet, and screams, "WRITE GAY PORN ABOUT MEEEEEE".

Okay, I made that up.

WALL
Co-Authored with Ashlea
(NC-17 for wankin'! Empathic wankin'!)
So I sez to Ashlea, I sez: "Hey, why don't we write something together?" And she said, "What an excellent idea, Whitney, you know I always do whatever you say. What should we write?" And I said, "Uh, wank?" ...I find it deliciously ironic that it takes two people to write a story about jerking off. Hisoka/Tsuzuki, in case you're wondering.

GOOD ENOUGH
Co-Authored with Ashlea
(NC-17 for naked gay empathic fun and excessive parentheses.)
So I sez to Ashlea, I sez: "Hey, why don't we write something else together?" And she said, "What an excellent idea, Whitney, you know I always do whatever you say. What should we write?" And I said, "A Hisoka/Tsuzuki first time story!" And so we did.

BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS
Co-Authored with Ashlea
(NC-17 for blatant disregard for the most important meal of the day.)
So I sez to Ashlea, I sez: "Hey, why don't we write something else together?" And she said, "Who are you?" And we wrote a fic.

TRADITIONS
(R for vaguely described buttsex and dirty thoughts)
So I sez to Ashlea, I sez: "Hey, why don't we write something else together?" And she said, "Yay!" And then I decided I wanted to write it myself. I think she cried about it, but don't quote me on that.

Bacon Wafer